Pyro Grandmother.

PYro
Grandma!
IN HEr ROcking Chair
WIth
A LIGHHHHTEEEER!
TAKE IT AWAY
GRannnndmmaaa
Wheeere DIID Youu Get THAAT lighhhhteer
Loook
Behiiind
You!
Nursing!
HOme!
IN FLAAAAMMMMEEEES!
There GOOOES A NOTHER ONE!!!!
GRandma!
WHy
DID YOU TAKE MY LIIIGHTER
I WAS
gGOOOnna MAke youuu TOOOOASt
IMMM SOOOORY
THAt IIII
waaaaas!
TOOOO slooooow
DOnt take it out on the oooold FOoolllks
IM SOORY
iTS arsooon
Your gooing to JAiil
HOpe you have fun WIth BUUUUBBBA
Dont light him on FIIIRE
Pyyroooo
Graaandmaaaa
Tomorroow
I beettter
Nooooot
SEEE
yoooooou
on the NNEEEEEEEWS
On the NEwws
it Saays
Pyro Grandma
Burns down 23 Schooools
Now Grandma
WHyyy DId yoooou doooo it
I knoow you cant read
buuut whyyy cant you leeet it gooooo
Keepp lIIGHters
Awwaay
frooom yoo grandmas
Because they may be pyroooos
in DISGUISE!
instead of making you cookies
They may plot wookies
AND BURN down San Franciscoooo baaay
Pyro!
Grandma
Pyro Grandma
DONT BURN MY PIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

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