The Improbable Rise and Fall of Postal Worker Shootings.

The toner… it’s out. Fuck, how the hell am I going to print these labels?
Christ, this fucking sucks. I need to package this shit. God damnit, I hate the post office. I wonder when the last time someone died in a post office.
Fuck my life, we’re out of tape too?

My wife left me, my pensions been cut, and I’m the only one working here. What the fuck am I doing with my life? Shit nothing thats what. Fuck it, let’s make a new statistic. Postal worker death.

I’ll go get my gun.

– Last thought of Liam Johnson, Post Office 113 shortly prior to committing suicide via 9mm.


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